Once upon a time, there was a blind cyclops. People used to make fun of him that not only did he have no depth perception, but he had no perception at all. He would squash those people with deadly accuracy with his fourteen-toed feet. Every single one of those toes had eyes. The end.
from Hideous Heads
released July 1, 1996
Xeth Feinberg, Mike Lehman, David C. Lovelace
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